Portland Collective Nouns

Some notables:
  • A smug of hipsters
  • A lush of Santas*
  • A ziff of lumberjacks‡
  • A stache of Mississippians
  • A depression of unemployeds
  • A recession of underemployeds
  • A nosh of food carts
  • An eighth of trustafarians

* Slosh, havoc or rumpus may work better for a group of Santas. 
‡ Ziff is a synonym for beard. Don’t ask why I know this. 

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