xkcd: “Bad Ex” Since the goatee, glasses, and Seltzer Friedberg DVD collection didn’t tip you off, there will be a $20 negligence charge for this service. Goatees are the douchiest of facial hair. Click to embiggen

xkcd: “Bad Ex”

Since the goatee, glasses, and Seltzer Friedberg DVD collection didn’t tip you off, there will be a $20 negligence charge for this service.

Goatees are the douchiest of facial hair.

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