I once described Duende as the kind of girl the Beach Boys would sing about. After knowing her for more than three years, I’ve decided she’s more the kind of girl Liz Phair might sing about.
I received this email this morning:
Tuesday morning at work and I am exhausted. I have to teach in one hour (yes I am trusted to guide America’s youth into a bright and successful future) and all I keep thinking about is the bdsm pornography I was watching last night until 1 in the morning titled: Little Stacy Pfeifer gets her clit mangled by a overweight bearded lesbian…and likes it. Oh and did I mention I had to watch this shit on mute because I live with my parents? Wonder what mommy would have thought if she walked into my room only to find her first born violently rubbing her vag to sadistic sexual videos.
I’m so proud.
