After Britain’s Got Talent contestant and YouTube sensation Susan Boyle wowed the world with her ability to be conventionally unattractive and still be good at singing (because those two things are correlated?) the frumpy 49-year old virgin is being hit with a ton of offers. She is like Michael Phelps, but without the bong hits. So it was only a matter of time before a company decided to cash in on Boyle’s publicity by offering her a lot of money…to be in their porn.
