May 2009
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April 2009
doihaveswineflu.org →
“I started this blog so I could post comments on the beardrevue blog.”
– fhillysubtle
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WatchMatt and KIm take it off in Times Square for their video “Lessons Learned”. SFW. Unexpected ending.
Why Being Smart Won't Get You Laid →
Mint Juleps and Kentucky
Chris at chriseats learns the terrible, shocking truth:
I recently was talking about Mint Juleps with some friends, and in my ignorance, I said, “I bet Andy Sturdevant makes a mean mint julep.” (because I found out that he was from Louisville) I was quickly corrected, I had assumed that Kentuckians drank them like Milwaukeeians drink brandy old-fashioneds. After some research, I found some...
Exclusive First Listen: Conor Oberst and the... →
Listen to the Entire Album
Two feel-good sites you should be reading
texts from last night
F my life
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Watch“Looking back, I have no idea what I was thinking.”
— Michael J. Fox on Teen Wolf
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Moustachioed horse evades barbers →
“He’s obviously rather proud of his facial hair.”
(thanks, jack)
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WatchHow To Make a Baby
Clever. Cute. Though, I would not spend so much time seeking a partner with whom to practice making babies if this were the actual technique.
Slow beef →
The cow genome has been published and the results show changes due to millions of years of natural selection but also to the thousands of years of selective breeding by humans.
Both types of cattle show evidence of natural selection in genes that appear to be involved in making the animals — large, horned and potentially dangerous — docile. In some breeds, specific variants of...
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paypal!
krispayne:
3 times in the last three days my account has had other people takin money out of it. Yay!
Customer service phone calls are always so annoying. Don’t lie to me on the phone just because I’m the first person to call in the morning, there’s obviously a problem and I’m obviously upset.
This happened to me a few weeks ago. It’s infuriating.
Some one had changed my address,...
“I’m 50. To put it in perspective, that’s like 32 for ladies.”
– Jack Donaghy
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WatchSH#T THAT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
Time to pretend
When the stripper at Mary’s set her dance to “Time To Pretend” by MGMT, my heart sunk a little. Rather than staring at her tits and tats, I was in my own world air drumming and lip synching. Which only felt apropos.
When the stripper twirled my moustache and whispered to me sweet nothings about John Denver, well, now, that’s too long of a story for tumblr…
